Wanna listen to all of Shatner's "Has-Been"? Well, don't say I never did anything for you, buddy.

Hunter S. Thompson: "Richard Nixon would be my man if he ran today.

Richard Nixon looks like a flaming liberal today, compared to a golem like George Bush. Indeed. Where is Richard Nixon now that we finally need him?

If Nixon were running for president today, he would be seen as a "liberal" candidate, and he would probably win. He was a crook and a bungler, but what the hell? Nixon was a barrel of laughs compared to this gang of thugs from the Halliburton petroleum organization who are running the White House today -- and who will be running it this time next year, if we (the once-proud, once-loved and widely respected "American people") don't rise up like wounded warriors and whack those lying petroleum pimps out of the White House on November 2nd.

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It's_official!__Burger_King_has_officially_turned_crazy!

In Honour of Bill O'Reily's new Scandal, check out the Electric Six's Vibrator!

More Puppet Fucking!
In the wake of Team America: World Police, many viewers have come out of the theater with urges that they didn't have before the film. We're talking about the urge to see puppets fuck. Thankfully, Broadway has proved on outlit for your perverse, perverse desires. Avenue Q is the Tony award winning Broadway musical that features an all puppet cast that sings about love, drinking and internet porn. If you want to check out the lyrics of their songs (totally in the vein of South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut), check out the link.

Lynne Cheney's Sisters

"Let us go away together, away from the anger and imperatives of men. There will be only the two of us, and we shall linger through long afternoons of sweet retirement. In the evenings I shall read to you while you work your cross-stitch in the firelight. And then we shall go to bed, our bed, my dearest girl."

It seems that in the wake of the last American Presidential debate, everyone has been talking about Kerry's shout out Lynne Cheney. Today, I'd like to give mad props to Cheney. Not only is the homosexual offspring of Dick Cheney, but she's also of the Western lesbian epic, Sisters. Check out more body tingling excerpts in the link.

Bizzare!Bill O'Reily's Sexual Harassment Suit
Stolen from the Smoking Gun, prepare to be literally shocked and amazed.

During the course of his perverted ravings, Defendant Bill O'Reily told Plantiff that if that they would then engage in sexual intercourse. When Plantiff Anrea Makiss again reminded Defedant O'Reily that she did not want to participate, reminding him that he was her boss, O'Reilly said "you just have to suspend that".

During the course of Defendant Bill O'Reily's sexual rant, it became clear that he was using a vibrator on himself. Plantiff was repulsed.

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Movies I Want To See: the Calamari Wrestler
The Calamari Wrestler mixes my two favourite genres of film together into a splendid sea-food dish of cinematic greatness: Japanese wrestling movies and movies about calamaris that manage to triumph over adverse conditions. Directed by Japan's self proclaimed "Ed Wood Jr. with talent", the Calamari Wrestler aims to please with romance, over the top wrestling moves, bizzare comedy and a squid with a heart of gold.

Is anyone interested in a gmail account? I can hook you up, if you're interested.

A Night At The Hip Hopera
In the wake of Dj Danger Mouse's megaton attack of copywrite law the Grey Album, it seems that everyone has been trying to create the Big New Mashup. Enter the Kleptones. Taking off where Danger Mouse left off, the Kleptones mashup mixes Queen's arena rock styles to a melange of hiphop from the last two decades. It's better than Batboy the Musical. This, I promise you.

Mixture, an new mix CD
1)Flock of Seagulls-I Ran
2)Radio Birdman-Descent Into The Maelstrom
3)the Replacements-Alex Chilton
4)Veronica Tangent-Clean Shaven Pussy
5) Eels-My Beloved Monster and Me
6)United Future Organization-Upa Neguinho
7)The Smiths-This Charming Man
8)Badly Drawn Boy-The Shining (Avalanches remix)
9) Buffalo Daugther-Great Five Lakes
10)American Analog Set-Weather Report
11)Lampchop-What Else Could It Be
12)Lovage-Sex (I'm a Man)
13)Zero7-In The Waiting Line
14)the Polyphonic Spree-Section 9
15)Gary Jules-Mad World

About two years ago, around the time when I broke up with Pearl, I developed a mad facination with late 80's rock and New Wave. What can I say? I was crazy back then. That said, one of my projects during that period was to create a mix CD featuring what I considered to be some of the best rock from that decade of excess that those of us that grew up during the 90s tried to forget. The CD was going to be called "Rock Rock". Clever, né? Sadly, like most of my creative ventures, I never completed it, but a partial playlist stayed on my old computer. Flashforward to 2004, and I've dug up my old computer, complete with my 400 plus library of music. Filled with ambition, I decide to pull a Lazurus and finally burn "Rock Rock". Pulling out my files, I rediscover a lot of music that I've loved in the past, and scrap my idea of making a CD of pure rock music, and decide to make a CD of music that I won't grow sick of. Mixture is the end result. The first couple of tracks, from I Ran to Alex Chilton are pretty much all the remains of my rock CD. Tossed at the wayside was Thee Michelle Gun Elephant's Black Tambourine and the Hot Snakes' Automatic Midnight. I decided to add Veronica Tangent's Clean Shaven Pussy because I like to represent my old home of Victoria's music scene. United Future Organization and Buffalo Daughter filled my quota of Japanese music, bonus points were added since an Englishman could appreciate the music since they lacked Japanese lyrics. I put Zero7's In The Waiting Line, the Polyphonic Spree's Section 9 and Gary Jules' Mad World because they've bookended a bunch of great films that I've seen the last couple of months. Kudos to anyone that can catch the cinematic references.

Anal sex as comedy

This was going to be my first time foraging in the ass forest, and I wanted to have a reminder of my trip, a memento I could carry with me the rest of my life…so I decided to film us.

I planned this beforehand, but I was afraid she would decline, so instead of being mature and discussing this with Jaime, I just made the executive decision to get it on camera…without telling her.

That alone is pretty bad. But instead of just setting up a hidden camera…I got my friend to hide in my closet and film it.

No really--I know that I will burn in hell. At this point, I’m just hoping that my life can serve as a warning to others.

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From Batboy: the Musical: Hold me, Batboy

Wong Kar Wai's 2046 trailer is up

Ain't It Cool Talkbackers provide biting political commentary

You guys thought Road Warrior was cool, right? Well, let's make it a reality! A Kerry presidency would just be politics as usual, but four more years of Bush would get us that post-apocalyptic dystopia that we all know and love. Think about it... four more years of Ashcroft could make Equilibrium a reality, which means lots of guys with biker helmets and black leather trenchcoats to rebel against, and that's ALWAYS cool! No industrial regulation means pollution which means climate change which brings about all sorts of natural disasters, so there's a possibility of some Godzilla shit going down, or at least some Perfect Storm type shit. In fact that's my real criticism of Bush, he's not evil enough. C'mon, George, drop that facade of legitimacy and start pressing red buttons; If we're gonna die (and we are gonna die,) then "let us make such an end as will be worth remembering!"

It's a weird age when the funniest political commentary comes from the infamous Ain't It Cool talk back.